Give me the carcass of Ernie Banks
I wanna keep it in a 50-gallon tank
I'll write you a check and leave it blank
Give me the carcass of Ernie Banks
Give me the carcass of Ernie Banks
I don't care how bad it stanks
Ain't no joke, ain't no prank
Give me the carcass of Ernie Banks











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your father's mustache.